Monday, July 30, 2007 

A Cautionary Tale

You have possibly heard of the typical scenario that always happens to everyone else. But hey, sometimes... it can happen to you! Well, that happened when I returned from my holiday two days ago, and I am not talking about winning the lottery big time.

I was starting to suffer from the pangs of the post-holiday blues, I decided to check my rather depleted bank account just to un-cheer me up that little bit more. My credit card seemed to be slightly on the heavy side debt-wise, and, as I have not used it for months, I just decided to check what the hell I had spent that extra money on.......

Well... I had not spent it, but someone else had! Actually, someone else had been buying tickets from Ryanair compulsively, possibly to import their family from abroad or to spend the rest of their viable lives in a sunnier place. Bloody hell...

I just thought of the last times I used my card, how many times it had been away from my hands or whether I had done any inet transactions. Well, not very feasible, but hey.... could not find any possible way of it being away from my hands at any moment, so, possibly, it must have been done a long time ago and now, with the summer almost here, they have decided to start using it.

Bank security team confirmed it was internet transactions (oh the joy), and I asked whether there was a way of knowing who the hell was flying, but they explained it would be Ryanair's responsibility on that one - i.e. if they want to prosecute. Sooooo my credit card has been cancelled, money will be refunded and all that, and I am still puzzled on how someone could be as stupid so as to spend all the money on tickets (which usually carry a passenger name) unless it is an international people smuggler.

On the brighter side, the little devil on my left shoulder is whispering on my ear that I should leave the country now that my credit card debt is actually non-existent!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 

Blast to the past!

Browsing to the puzzling tunes in GoEar, we found this reminiscent tune... For all the geeks out there, and I am sure Kleine Hexhe will be one of those, do please enjoy, the blast to the past of BattleStar Galactica!



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Tuesday, July 03, 2007 

Momento aburguesado

Este fin de semana, tocamos las cumbres más altas de la clase media y nos dedicamos a comprar electrodomésticos. Por un breve momento, nos sentimos como su fuésemos ciudadanos con poder adquisitivo... y lo peor, es que nos lo pasamos de rechupete, comprando elementos para la cocina y para el hogar a precio de ganga... por comprar, hasta compramos una maquinita de esas de hacer "smoothies" para ver si así Mannginger come algo de fruta, y un set de cucharillas como las de Uri Geller - se pueden doblar con solo mirarlas... (es que el set anterior era el set de Houdini, y han estado desapareciendo de tal forma, que sólo podemos atribuir tal milagro a la magia portentosa de nuestra cocina y del cubo de basura).

Yo creo que o la edad nos está afectando al cerebro... o será que el clima está causando estragos y por eso nos hemos vuelto aburguesados, pasando los fines de semana bajo techo (del hogar o del centro comercial). Según las predicciones del instituto de metereología, este verano vamos a disfrutar de sólo un día de sol en la isla de la Gran Patranha. Suena apocalíptico... le entran ganas a una de correr a la farmacia y comprarse un bote de Valium... o peor... de correr al centro de belleza ese que acaban de abrir en donde son todas rubias manicuradas y darme unas sesiones en su maquinita de rayos uva - sí esa maquinita con cubierta rosa y luces de neón dentro...

Y para incrementar ese sentido de mediana edad, este fin de semana tenemos otra boda... y según parece se organizará en unos jardines maravillosos con banda de swing demás pijotadas de esas maravillosas para entretener a los invitados. Por desgracia, no se si llevar mis sandalias verdes o las botas de plástico verde (estilo Glastonbury), porque con este clima en donde solo los caracoles están contentos, me parece que vamos a acabar comiendo tarta de boda en una piscina de barro. Si alguna foto merece, la cuelgo.

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